Knock Knock trick or treats? here is the candies, have fun kids!

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Strawberries!

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

Hey, I just met you... No, I'm your brother. You've known me for 30 years. You must have memory loss.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

I hate blackniggers

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Leave her alone...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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