A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A: Who are you? B: A random guy who walked into your house A: Oh sorry, I keep forgetting your name.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

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how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut? A Heart Attack.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have a pleasant evening as they talk to each other about their day over a relaxing drink.

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Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a creepy movie, and it gave Six nightmares.

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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pickle juice?

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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