- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kid: knock knock Orphan: whos there? Kid: not your parents

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was mad at it wife.

Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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