- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

Guess what.. chicken butt

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Where do you go when you die? Nowhere

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

Black...

Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

rebecca is a hard worker

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

When Josh moran was born he was thrown up in the air three times and was caught twice.

A Jew throwing a dime into a wishing well? Highly unlikely.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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