- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

IU football

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

What is translucent and smells like a carrot ? A translucent carrot.

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

obama's promises

hi

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

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