How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Random question: Whats black and white, green, and black and white? Well thought out correct answer: 2 zebras fighting over a pickle

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Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

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Anti Joke

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