- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of it's feet are both yellow.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

I Used to be an Adventurer like you, Then I retired to achieve the top Anti-Joke.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

a man got hit by a truck in brooklyn, JK he got shot, he was in brooklyn, Duh, he stumbled out in to traffic afterwards

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

I went to the game and saw a Mexican wave. So I waved back at him.

stuarts mum

do you like walffles?Yes I like walffles!

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

Knock knock ... No ones home

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

Why'd the man go to jail? Because he had a piece of cheese.

A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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