Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Roses are red, Violet are violet, not blue, dumbass.

What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

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i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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