Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Q: What did the student say to the teacher? A: The answer is four.

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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How do you scare a blonde woman? Tie her up and mutilate her family while she watches.

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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I was (really) asked one day by a guy if I wanted to star in a porn movie... Before I could even think about it he asked my 14 year old sister "Do you want to join in too?" And that kids, is why I am stuck in jail for pushing up a boot up a guys ass... Well replace boot with dick, and guys ass with my 14 year old sister and yeah... Naw... seriously she has hueg boobs though... at the age of 14, damn those melons have not even gone a bit greenish yellow and they are still growing... ...Hey Cassandra, its NeroMetal, good thing I am not your brother and that you are 19 right? NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THAT NEROISM DUDE THAT CHATS HERE, I play videogames, and write books, and sign books... ...Then some guy sees my real name is Nero and goes that guy on horsehead network? Who? HE SUCKS! SUCKS ASS!

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Q. How do you break into a store that's closed? A. You walk in, I was lying about it being closed.

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A caterpillar and its mom (a butterfly) come upon a lion eating an antelope. The caterpillar says "Mom, why is the lion so mean to the antelope?" The mom replies: "it's the circle of life." The next day, the caterpillar and his mom witness a bird of prey swooping down and eating a mouse. The caterpillar asks why the bird of prey is so mean and the mom responds by saying its the circle of life. The next day, the caterpillar and its mom come across a trail of dead animals. They follow the trail to the end where they see a great lion. The mom opens her mouth to say its the circle of life when her son jumps up and eats the lion. THE END.

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Who can make 50 iPads in 1 hour? An Asian

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What do u call two mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan!

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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Knock Knock! Whose there? Adolf Hitler

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Cashier: Have a nice day sir! Grumpy man: Don't tell me what kind of day to have ya fruit!

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a boy walks into the doctors office."my knees hurt...i poked it like this"the doctor says "listen kid...u are a really good kid but u didnt really injure your knee and im sick of you!!"

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why did the boy named rylie white get aids Because he had unprotected sex with someone with aids.

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Where was Andy Beckett WHEN THE LIGHTS WENT OUT? In the dark

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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