- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

Knock Knock. Who's There? silence... Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What did Anne Frank get for christmas? Nothing Anne Frank is jewish.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin says, "Boy it's hot in here." The second says, "It sure is." Both muffins then faint from heat exhaustion and are eaten to death when taken out of the oven And thus tragically, the world would never know of the spectacular talking muffins.

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

stevie wonder watched a movie yesterday

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

matty russel are you on here

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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