Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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What do an elephant and grapes have in common? They both have a trunk...except for the grapes

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Mac: Hi, I'm a Mac! PC: And I'm a PC. Steve Jobs died.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

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what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

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What happens to the man with cancer He dies Because the pharmaceutical company wanted to profit off a synthetic drug equal to marijuana

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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The eighties called They were pretty exited about inventing a telephone that can call the future

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Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

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Do you want to hear a good knock knock joke? Okay, you start.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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