- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

A: B: No pun intended.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

hey guys what's up?

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Lady Gaga didn't have anything to wear to the playboy party.

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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