What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

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Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Axel? Its Eliza, is that you? You alive again? I don't want to be no successor of anything, but thanks I guess. Neo-Nero has not shown up since you returned, I think he isn't very proud of himself and wont be a problem here on forward. He did push me aside, but now that you are alive, I wont even consider the thought of you "dying again" and unless you are dying or seriously ill, I don't want to hear anything about it. Seriously, how bad are you doing? Physically I mean? I am relieved, I mean we all thought you where dead.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because he didn't have a face

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Chuck Norris doesn't shave.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Grab your Taco, you've pulled a dyslexic Mexican

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What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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Anti Joke

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