- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What's spotty, can be found everywhere and is largely unpopular? Nothing.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes fsh

Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms; knock knock, Who's There? Not Sally.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Womens rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

Your mom is so fat that when she went to the Doctors, He said she was slightly over weight

Knock Knock! Come in!

What's the anonymous name for vampire hunters? The KKK.

What do you call a group of jews hiding in an attic? Well, this sounds very similar to the events during World War II in which Anne Frank and various jewish refugees hid from the Nazis.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink, drinks his drink, and leaves.

What happened to all of the happy birds flying over the field? They were all suddenly stricken by the bird flu and died.

roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

What happened to the lady with cancer?? She got shot!!

Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

Why was Bootylatrice tardy for school? -She overslept.

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