who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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If you stretch all your skin out in a line, you will die of blood loss or possible infection

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A drunk man is that last one inside a very popular bar. He passed out on the counter before he ordered a drink. The bartender is angry at a sale lost, which would have been his millionth sale before closing time on the 1000th day of business. He goes home and hangs himself.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

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Why did the cat explode on the street? Cause i put a grenade in a fridge and then threw it at it.

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why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A baby gets hit by a bus.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? Sitting on a black man is just plain rude.

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What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

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What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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Anti Joke

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