What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Whats so funny? Josh nash's face

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

what's the last thing you want to hear during surgery? your wife complaining

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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