just sit down and dont be a Jew

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What I have learned about the Japanese studying video games and anime (read below for more, better studies): Student at school: USING PENN TO TYPU! USING PEN TO TYPU! Teacher: No Susaki San! You must onry yell the name of attakus! You suspension get! Student: JOSH! I CHARRENGE YOU TO MORTAR KOMBAT! Teacher: KAAAAAAAAMEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEE! Student: FINAL FRAAAAAAASH! Student and teacher: Locked into energy wave combat for several hours. Teacher: Puh... Lets rather settle this with a round of Shaolin Soccer... Student: VICTOLY! Me: Well I saw a disturbing lot of Japanese people cosplay dressed as zangief... Skinny guys with fake chesthair and red hair that kept posing with their (nonexistent) muscles and yelling RED CYCRONE! Wanting me to take pictures of them... And Japanese lolitas, and blonde girls called Ganguro... Weirdest trip ever... They also kept Looking at Emanuel my (black) friend, and assumed he was my servant... Conclusion: My real trip to Japan was not so different from my above example as one might think...

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crap!!

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Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

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A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

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Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

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Yo mamma's so old... oh way no she's dead

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

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Women's rights.

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Woman's rights

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What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

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Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

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Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

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How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

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Q: What's long and gray and kills people? A: A gas pipe.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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