How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Women Driving.

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

ass in my face ? no

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

why does column have a letter n?

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Q: Why was Sally crying? A: Because someone punched her in the face

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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