- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy get so fat? A. From playing Pokemon Pearl Edition

What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

What did Bear Grylls say to the dead whale? Mmmm.

Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

How old is victor? Half past dead

What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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