Did I tell you about the day I put PaulMckenna on a hypnotic state so he believed he put me in a trance? That was fun, everybody applauded, then he got sad when it was not him they where applauding at, funny guy, a bit of an amateur, he spends hours "priming" people in a hypnotic state, and then in his videos triggers it so it makes it seem like he does it instantly, next to Igor Ledohowsky and Richard Bandler, I might just be one of the best and youngest hypnotists alive. Speaking of which, my wife knows the complicated yet strong feelings I got for you, and feels safe around me because of the same reasons you do, and the fact that I can spot a worry and a tear before people do, especially those I love and care about. Wait I am not done, I just need to eat before I space out.

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ok so there was a black guy a white guy and an asian in a bar.so the asian guy says lets leave and they all exited the bar.

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Why doesn't Santa Claus give presents to African children? Because Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

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You know what big feet mean? Big socks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can do whatever the hell it wants

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What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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Kathy Griffin.

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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Yo Mama is so old that she is probably unable to become pregnant.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

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A convict escapes a prison he's been in for 15 years. He's soon tracked down by police and put back in jail where he'll serve another 2 years of jail time along with his 5 remaining years.

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road Because the light said don't walk

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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Anti Joke

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