If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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spell backwards: taco cat

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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YES! EXACTLY!

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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want to hear a bird joke? no well, this is hawkward

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

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why was the boy sad? because he was raped by a clown.

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A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

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What happens when you cross a kangaroo and an elephant? Absolutely nothing. The two belong to entirely different animal families and their reproductive abilities are totally incompatible. A kangaroo could never fertilize an elephant, or vice versa. To suggest anything else is unrealistic and a physical impossibility.

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How do you make someone think your wierd? Pretend to be a panda.

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Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

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What's long, hard, and wet? A difficult college exam that fell in a puddle of water

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What do you call a person with no legs and an eyepatch? Names.

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What is white and is sometimes drunk? Milk.

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a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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