what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

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What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

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Nicole Ritchie walks into a grocery store.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

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What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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Three surfers paddle out into the surf. They had a pretty good time, except one of them got a shit ton of water up his nose.

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A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

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McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

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Whis a racist rapist etter than a non-racist rapist? less women getting raped

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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What do you call a puppy with no limbs? It doesn't matter, he's never coming back.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

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What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Youve got to spell the name right you dead dylan fuck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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