- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

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