- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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