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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!

This is a haiku I said this is a haiku You read a haiku

A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

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Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

Why did the man go to sleep at 9:30? Because his mom told him to

My friend harris is fat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was black

why am I writing this...im bored

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

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Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

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