- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

A whale's vagina

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Q: What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A tragedy worse than 9/11.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Bake until golden at 375

How do you make a clown sad? Rape his wife, choke his grandma and send him a video of you setting his children on fire.

What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

What do you call a hobo that lives a in a box. A hobo

b r o k e n k e y b o a r d ! ! p l e a s e h e l p ! ! ! ! !

What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

Want to hear a joke? Jokes are not allowed on this site. Only anti-jokes.

What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

What is green and has weels? A green bycicle.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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