What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

How do you stop a clown from laughing? You hit it in the face with an axe.

^that joke a piece of shit

A Priest, A Pedofile, and a Rapist walk into a bar. He Orders A Drink

Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

Whats funny about the Holocaust? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

What do call a limbless man swimming? Dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilots had brain damage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

How much does a polar bear weigh? Less than you cuz your fat.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

What is grey and looks like a rock? A rock

Your social life.

Anti Joke

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