Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Knock Knock.. Who's There? Boo.. Boo Who? Book...

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

Get on your knees Ho

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Anne Frank

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...