A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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A Elephant was going to fight against the biggest and toughest and meanest giant African desert mouse! The battle the animal kingdom had waited for centuries! *DING!* Elephant: Get up Mickey! Mouse: Squish! Disney: How big do you really think a African "giant" desert mouse is?

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Hearpin my durp

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Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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why are the inside of a black mans hand white? cotton residue

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69

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If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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Why do jewish women like to get their sons circumcised? They like anything 25% off.

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why cant helen keller drive? because cars werent popularly accepted when she lived.

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What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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Anti Joke

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