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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its feet are both the same.

just sit down and dont be a Jew

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Bean.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when the elephants were coming? Here come the elephants! What did Jane say when the elephants were coming? Here come the plums! (She was color blind.)

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Women's rights.

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

Woman's rights

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

What did little Timmy get his grandmother for Christmas? A coffin

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

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