- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

why are asians eyes so slanted? because THEY WERE BORN THAT WAY!!!

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

Good luck on your finals everyone!

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Whats worse than a Jew Ben rike

yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

There was a screwdriver and a spoon. What did the screwdriver say to the spoon? Nothing because neither of them are living objects and it is impossible for inanimate objects to talk.

This sentence is false.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because potatos are invading russia

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

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