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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

what did one tree say to the other? move over

What did my wife say when I asked her to pick up some milk on her way home from work? OK

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

Roses are dead Violets are dead Im a bad gardener

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

what do you call a group of people who are systematiclly ruining a once well run family football club? steve kean , the venkys, and there advisors

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

How much fun does a gay guy have? A butt load.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

Black people. They are so kind.

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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