Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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What did the skeleton say to the vampire? Nothing because a skeleton wouldn't have a larynx.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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your mom

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I made a sandwich Lol jk, my gf made it for me

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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what did the jewish kid get for his birthday......Striped pajamas

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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why did the husband always work late nights? he needed the extra hours to provide for his family

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Women's rights.

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If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

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what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

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Good question, probably because I cannot get enough focus to "put a spell" on anyone because of my allergy, I use "autocast" for the rest. "Put a spell" I have not heard that since I was 14, that's really oldschool, and kinda geeky, back then it was code talk... Which is also geeky unless it actually serves a good purpose. AAAND... I served my mandatory time in the army as a minesweeper, we got attacked by fucking allies because of a... Yeah, I killed, people on our same team, still bad people, they offed about everybody else until I showed up, long story short, yeah I offed four of them, but that's like ten years ago.. My turn, you really got a crush on me dont you?

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