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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

In Soviet Russia it is normally colder than america and most people speak russian.

You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

-Knock Knock -Come in!

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What do you get when you cross professor plum with a candle stick in the library? A dead prostitute. Try and be more careful next time.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Juggling lions and breast feeding.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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