- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nothing. Earlier that day his vocal chords were ripped out by an angry chimpanzee. He will never speak again

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

Penal Dysfunction

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

What did the cat say to the dog? Nofin Eejit.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

womens rights to vote

Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

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