yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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pickle juice?

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

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3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

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What did God say to the snake when the Snake decided to ignore God and just give Eve the apples? Snake what are you doing? Answer me, SNAKE! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE! *DUN DUN DURUDUN! DU DU DUN! *gunshot* Moral: I just hate thumbs ups, and the comments where I omit this receives those horrible green thumbs instead of them sexy red ones, so there goes.

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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This is a joke setup.

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

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What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

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