Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

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Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance addiction, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life and was apalled by his bad decisions.

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whats better than sex with a 12 year old?? nothing

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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BOOBALANBOO

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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Black...

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Random letters vJKkBvCffsgfsjxmsocowdbwfeascbsa

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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Wheelchair high jump

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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FUCK THE CHRISTIANS

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman crashed onto a desert island... The Englishman swiftly used his satellite phone to broadcast their location and they were taken home to their worried families.

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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So this blond chick walks into a bar, and orders a drink.

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What do you do with a pickle jar full of semen? Use it for gel, because it took so long to collect it all, and you're frugal person who believes in recycling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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