- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

There was an Irishman, an American and a French man standing at a bar. They all ordered drinks and struck up conversation with each other about what they do for a living and their families. They all go home to their partners and have a peaceful nights sleep.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

womens rights.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock no answer Knock Knock Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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