Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

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what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

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I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

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Straight men can be bronies.

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Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

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a potato flew around my room

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

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I am on a escalator.

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A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

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What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

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"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Hearpin my durp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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