- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Shit!

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

THE GAME

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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