Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What made people stop likeing Ice tea? Ice-T

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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A muslim and a jew meet each other in a dark ally...... they give each other strange looks because they are both in a dark ally.

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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How long does it take a Jewish man to pleasure his wife? There are many factors that go in to pleasuring a woman, none of which are readily measureable

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What did the man say when he lost his keys? "Where's my keys?!"

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

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what is worse than finding a dead worm in an apple? Obama being elected a second time

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Why do black people have dark skin? Lack of melanin in their skin. You learn something new every day.

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What did the bully call the box? a square, needless to say the box was offended

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split your ass cheek

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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I'm taken

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A hitman and his target walked in the same bar togather what happend? nothing because a hitman has better things to do and the target would lay low.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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