Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

A cow says moo and explodes.

I wouldn't touch ellen degeneres with a 10 foot lance. However, i would shake her hand with my hand. Lesson: 10 foot lances are no way to touch ppl.

Knock knock Who's there The police "people began to jump out the back window"

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What's a Jew's favorite food? You would have to ask on an individual basis because it is unfair to say that all Jew's have the same favorite food

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

what do you get when you cross a giraffe and an octopus an abomination

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Pokemon pencil!!! A Pokemon pencil who? I just found a Pokemon pencil next to my computer when I was playing pokemon!!! LMFAO!

why did the plane crash the pilot was Suicidal

There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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