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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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why was the boy sad...because scooby doo shot him with a harpoon

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Chuck Norris once walked into a strip club, and had quite a nice time indeed!

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A young boy walks into a bar and asks for directions or a map. The bartender takes him into a backroom and gives him a map he just happened to have. The boy continues on his way and the bartender is happy that he did a good deed.

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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What's 17 times worse than a 3? I don't know, personally I don't think 3's are so bad.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

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a black kid goes and gets some cereal and spills some flower on him self and he goes to his grandma and says look grandma i`m white and then she slaps him he goes to his grandpa and says look grandpa i`m white and then he slaps him and then he goes to his mom and then says look mom i`m white and then she slaps him then he goes to his dad and then says dad i`ve been white for 20 minutes and i all ready hate yall nigas

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Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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