- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why did the man not open his door to the trick or treaters? He was a sex offender and it was illegal for him to open it...

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

How many software professionals does it take to get a file committed to source control? Well, today it took five.

What did the japanese man say to the other Japanese man? I like your eyes.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? He didn't say anything. He died a terrible and painful death on impact.

Zach Barlow

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

Why did the man order fried chcken? I have twelve dead babies in my trunk.

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

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