- Anti Joke

A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. A farmers walks by underneath, and the squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because squirrels can't talk and neither can owls. Then the owl eats the squirrel because it is a bird of prey.

Why was the women out of the kitchen? She felt the desire to relax after a day of work...

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

2 tomatoes walk across a road tomato 1 gets hit by a car tomato 2 gets confused, because tomatoes don't have legs and therefore cannot "walk across a road" And furthermore, a tomato does not have a brain, and thus cannot get confused.

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts