- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

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How do you kill a blond? Well there are many ways the most effiont way is to shoot them

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Why is Billy in a ditch? He stepped on a landmine and was promptly burst into many pieces. The ditch was coincidental.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What did the blonde get for Christmas? A Brain

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

fack me in the ace! CC

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