- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

Heat oven to 375°. Grease 18 regular-size muffin cups (or 12 large size muffins). In bowl, mix butter until creamy. ... Add eggs one at a time, beating after each. Beat in vanilla, baking powder and salt. With spoon, fold in half of flour then half of milk into batter; repeat. Fold in blueberries.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

What did the virgin get for her birthday? Aids

Chinese drivers.

What did the carrot say when it was thrown out of an airplane? Nothing. It's a carrot.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daises are red, holy crap my garden is on fire.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Stop shitting in my garden

what happened to the boy that walked down the street he got hit by a falling street light

Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass...! I said "ass" a lot, sorry for the language

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

Straight men can be bronies.

Guess what these words are: boo_s p_n_s _ _ ndom s_x fu_k wan_er Answers: books,pants,random,six,funk,wander.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

a potato flew around my room

What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

I am on a escalator.

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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