- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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