This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

What's worse than Bieber fever? Yellow fever.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

pickle juice?

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What's tan, red, black and brown? Your face. Two days later... In the mausoleum. "Your face"

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

An Indian man left a 20% tip after eating at the closest restaurant to him

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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