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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

How do you get a Blonde to switch seats with you? Ask her politely.

Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

Ham sandwich

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

What's worse than genital warts? Herpes. You can get rid of warts

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Boy:well you merry me. Girl:no Boy: why not? Girl:becuase you're rapeing me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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