- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nematode's. A Nematode is a type of round worm that lives under water, and while most are carnivorous, some feed on vegetation, such as pineapples.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

why hppened when the little boy failed his math test? He cut off his penis, shaved his head and hung himself

A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Lil' Wayne

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

What's better than four dead babies in one trashcan? Nothing. Those babies could have grown up to be new heads of state or even the doctor who discovers the cure for cancer.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

What do you say when you kill a pregnant lady? Double kill

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