- Anti Joke

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What is white and stands in the corner? A refridgerator who has been very bad...

What did the child rapist say to the little boy? I'm going to rape you.

Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

Why did the chicken die? He tried to cross a road by an alleyway, therefore getting hit by a double decker bus and the alleyway has nothing to do with it. Also, the chicken had one leg and was blind.

"You know what sucks?" "vaccuums?" "you know what meteforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "you what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

Why did the British person go to the dentist? He had a poor diet which led to him getting cavities

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

Is this the krusty krab? NO! THIS IS red lobster, how many i help you?

A Irishman walks into a bar... he suffers severe head injuries.

Your mother is so fat that she is highly likely to get heart disease and/or diabetes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

what is the difference between Stephani and a whale? A whale is skinnier... get the harpoonns

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!