Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

? I hate niiggers ?

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

So, same time tomorrow then?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

Rim Ram Ree, Kick him in the knee, Rim Ram Rass, Kick him in the other knee

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

A homeless man walks into a house He is invited to a lovely lunch and then beaten to death

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

whats worse than having your sextape leaked to the media? not being a kardashian when it happens.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

knock knock whos there Aids, now you've got it

What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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