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why did the pirate not get in to the pirate movie it was rated arrrrrr

bum sex lol

Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

What did the retard say to the other retard? *(incoherent gibberish)*

knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

mark is mark

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Why are children like books? They are highly flammable if covered in gasoline.

Picture This, you are going down the freeway in a yellow four-door banana, going 75 mph and all 4 tires blow out, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Theres no bones in ice cream.

What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercorse? I have aids

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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