Suzie has no arms and no legs and is on a swing. what happened? she fell and died knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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What did the priest say to the rabbi ? I'm gay.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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What is Justin Bieber + One less lonely girl. A BABY

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What did the blind kid get for Christmas? A collection of braile children's reading books.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Hello, I'm here to deliver your groceries. Ok thank you, please leave them by the front door.

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Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pancakes Ouch! That hurt!

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Why didn't Joe's toaster work anymore? Because he dropped it into the bathtub with him.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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