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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's the difference between Justin Beeber and a Basett hound? I don't know.

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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What is a pirate's favorite kind of pizza? Cheese.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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My doctor recommended I take anger management classes. That really pisses me off.

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What did the cow get for Christmas? A tree

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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two goldfish are in a tank they swim around happily and have no consciousness of what is happening because of their short memory.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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What's white and hides behind a tree? Shy milk.

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In Soviet Russia, You drive the car, fill it up with gas and park it Just like in America

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

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Anti Joke

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