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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

What do you call a cow in the grass... A cow in the grass... Dumbas*

What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

Why did the man rob a bank? Because he was poor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? HIV

watashi no namae wa ramune desu

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

Knock Knock Not Yet

Why did the school bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.