- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an orange.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

i have yougurt with tractor

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

I hate black people. Because their black.

The last time I heard that joke, I fell off my pet single celled bacteria.

Melbourne Football Club.

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

rebecca is a hard worker

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

Why can't the little girl ride a bike? She has Osteoporosis and falling would shatter her bones.

Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack collapsed because of serious drug abuse and stress jill followed after not being able to handle the tragedy of her brothers death this wouldn't have happened if they got into my van when i asked them too.

Why can't the boy ride his bike to school? It has no wheels.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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Q: You know what you should add to your recipe? A: No, not really. Tell me. Q: What? Are you expecting an answer now? Why don't you just shoot me, huh?! Pee on my clothes and set them on fire! You racist son of an **orange**.... It certainly tastes better with oranges.