What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

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Women's rights.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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Son: Dad what does it mean to f***? Dad: Jimmy! don't use that kind of language.. use the word chainsaw instead. Son: Ok, well what does it mean to chainsaw? Dad: Well as you know, God created people, he started with Adam and eve and then he- Son: You keep referring to god as a he, are you suggesting that God has a penis? I guess that would explain the big bang theory... right? get it? Dad: ... Go chainsaw yourself, Jimmy.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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This is an anti-joke.

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yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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Yo momma so fat, she died.

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What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

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Q:how man ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: I dont know, wanna go ride bikes?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

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If life throws you melons... ouch

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One splatters and makes a big red mark on the ground when dropped from a building. The other is a fruit.

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Q: What is that white stuff in chicken shit? A: Thats chicken shit too

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What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

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A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

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Anti Joke

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