- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between Mike Tyson and Anna Nicole Smith? Mike Tyson's not dead.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

A dog walks into a bar. the bar tender asks" what'll you have?" the dog does not reply because dogs have not yet developed the type of voice box required to speak or the learning cappacity to be taught the English language.

Why did the gay man die? He had AIDS

What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Being a Japanese person in Hiroshima on this date.August 6, 1945

Shit!

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

The king asked the jester why was he not telling jokes. He wasn't because he's a jester and therefore is obligated to be funny.

My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

THE GAME

Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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