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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

yo mommas so ugly that everyone died.

Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

there once was a guy named james who like to play video games he was told one day that he was gay and he immediatley consulted a priest for reconciliation

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

A man walks into a bar.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's the difference between Timmy and a car? Timmy can be brutally murdered.

What's the difference between a Cadillac and a pile of dead babies? My wife didn't cheat on me in a pile of dead babies.

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