- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

What has two legs, takes away your money, and causes depression? A Democrat.

a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

So a dog walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Quickly, someone give me the number for animal control."

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

A black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving Their designated driver who they carefully selected as someone they thought had enough self-control to not drink and could get both of them home safely

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

A black guy is lying on the floor dead with a knife next to him, what killed him? Multiple bullets sprayed from an uzi being held by a rival gang member....

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Janie miss school today? Because she fell in a well.

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why am i on this site? cause its funny

Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it