- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you sometime just want to chop of your toes and stomp around to prove to the so called 'experts' that it is possible for a person to walk without toes? . . . . . . me neither

What's funny? At the exact moment you read this, someone is suffering from domestic abuse.

What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

Why can't vegetarians eat mushrooms because I can't urinate over a scotch bonnet :/

Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

I'm not late, I'm fashionably tardy!!!!

Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? 24

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Roses are red Violets are blue Clever rhyming punch line refrigerator

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind

did u hear the one about helen keler neather did she

Why did the pedophil go to church? To rape small children.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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