Why did the man name his son David? He didn't. It was his wife's choice.

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nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

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Whats the difference between an apple and an orange? A banana because a motorcycle has no windows.

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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Why can't George Washington drive? Because he died!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Chicken penis.

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Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What is worse than the Haulocost? Running across Africa with KFC

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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Why did the mentally challenged man enter the bar? He's tired of being subject hate and criticism. He hates being the subject of jokes and being pointed at. He may not be able to tell you what 3x6 is, but he still has feelings. So because of all these inconsiderate people judging him, he now spends his days at the local bar, drowning his sorrows away in alcohol. I hope your happy.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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