- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are sitting on a park bench discussing the anatomy of goats. Where is Bertha? Teaching the principals of mathematics to blind orphins in Moscow, Russia.

ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

i cant think of one.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Women's rights.

Why did the man try to lick his elbow? Because he read a chain email saying no one could lick their elbow and he wanted to see if it was true. You will probably try to do it now too.

Kathy Griffin.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Q:why did the boy fall off the swing A:he had no arms Q:why couldn't he get up A:he had no legs Q:why did he die A:he fell in a puddle

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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