Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Dogs in my home.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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Guy 1: Are you alright? Guy 2: No, i'm half left!

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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why did Suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock? whos there not Suzie

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Women Sports.

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Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Q: How did Whitney Houston die? A: Who?

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Paddy and mick were walking down the street when they saw some traffic lights. They proceeded to cross the road and continue on their journey.

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Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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What did the sign say at Disney World? Disney World.

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So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

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Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? the black baby is black

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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