Why was the boy crying. He just got raped by a llama

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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3 thieves are also murderers and naked at the moment.

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What's the difference between an orange and a dead baby? One is a popular citrus fruit commonly grown in Florida, and the other is a horrible tragedy, possibly caused by miscarriage or a serial killer, who was hopefully immediately jailed for his actions.

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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Iggy Azalea

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? She had no friends.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Whats the best part about 23 year olds? Theres 20 of them

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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A son went to ask his father about his thoughts on abortion. "Dad, what do you think about abortion?" "Ask your sister." "I don't have a.."

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You.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why did the vampire die? He had AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he was hungry and mcdonalds was across the street

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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What do you call a bear with no fur? A taco.

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what do you call a black man in prison? justice.

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