- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a rat and an italian? nothing.

how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

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How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

A boy has a penis, a girl has a vagina.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

what do you call gingers ugly.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to your house Knock knock: whos there? The chicken duh

roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweat and so are you

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